By Stephanie:

  Blog #1: THE HITLIST     

1. MARIAH CAREY:  the original Butterface.  The one and only.  I was a huge fan of hers when she first came out.  Then, she lost her marbles and was pushing around an ice cream cart on MTV and calling her fans lambs all the while dressing like a teenage school girl when she was in her early 30's.  She disappeared for a while and now she's back.  I pray every time she comes out with a new album that it bombs and we find her on the verge of another breakdown. What's with the sunglasses 24/7?  I truly despised her but now feel the hatred slipping away little by little since she seemed semi normal when she met with the American Idol Finalists.  Then she showed up to perform the next night with a diamond encrusted microphone.  Instead of making the shift to a woman in her late thirties, she's still running around with her twat thisclose to exposure.  Your nearly 40 - act like it and stop making songs about touching your body you gorilla face.  She needs a diamond encrusted MIRROR so the glare from the gems will give her more light so she can actually see what she looks like.    Kiss of Death:  Taking a bubble bath & changing outfits multiple times during her MTV Cribs episode.  

 2. TONY ROMO AND JESSICA SIMPSON:  I keep reading how everyone is attacking Jessica and saying she's ugly and he needs to dump her.  There is one thing you cannot say about her and that is that she's not attractive. Come on, physically, she's stunning.  Her personality makes her ugly- that I understand.  I was so happy when she showed up at that Dallas game with that stupid pink jersey on and was sticking her tits out every time the camera showed her and the entire country blamed HER for the loss!  That was so great!!! Now, you wanna talk unattractive - how about him? He seems to be as affected as one could be and his nose is the size of a stop sign.  Remember the recent commercial he did when he was calling the plays in the huddle and he got sacked because none of the other players understood what the play was (I can't remember what producti it was for but something to help sleepiness)..Look at him the next time that commercial comes on.  He is fugly..How noone talks about this is beyond me.  He is by no means a beast but he is NO Tom Brady.  

3. TOM BRADY:  For the love of God - is there anyone more physically attractive than Tommy Boy? NO WAY.  Did he knock up his ex girlfriend and leave her? (Yes but the relationship was over and he went on with his life).  Did he cheat on the field (Yes, do I care? NO).  Looking at that hot piece of ass on and off the field made this one of the best football seasons I can remember.  I don't blame that ex girlfriend for getting knocked up. She realized the end was near and she did something to try and trap him (remember, she's 36 to his 30). I would have done the same exact thing ladies.  He is that fuckin gorgeous.  He's the best in the game, 6'5, muscular, cleft chin, he's got everything a man could want.  There's 2 things he has that I do not like - one is his personality - he has none. The 2nd thing he has that I hate...that cunty girlfriend Giselle. What the fuck did this bitch do to have this life? Tell me? Why is she so blessed? I'm so glad Leo Dicaprio dumped her ass. I'm sure he realized after banging the shit out of her that there is nothing there. Tom has nothing between the ears either so they are perfect together.  I'm so glad he lost that superbowl because things were going way to perfect for her.  He had the best season of his career and was more famous than ever since he started dating stone face.  She's also got a lot of nerve making controversial comments about how she doesn't want to get paid in American dollars.  YOU DOUCHE BAG.. go back to Brazil and get paid in Bananas. GO FUCK YOURSELF. Yeah, I'm jealous and so what?  

 4.  TERI HATCHER:  I'm sure she's very nice but will someone please tell me how come no one has commented on her lopsided nostril? It's very disturbing and distracting.  She looks like Michael Jackson with a nose job.        

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Debbie said:

I read an article last night wherein Mariah said she would not have children as she would feel violated by it. Uhhhh, when writing songs titled "touch my body" and always walking around half naked, I gotta think she has been violated in other, more serious ways in her past. Come on with her bullshit! But, I guess we have to be thankful that MC is not procreating, her lambs might get jelous.

April 24, 2008

Steph21 said:

Does that skank realize that her face is violated? How would she have time to act like a complete asshole all over world if she had a kid to worry about? I think she can't find anyone who will marry her let alone have a kid with her.

April 24, 2008

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